Disclaimer: I’m not encouraging breaking and entering or defacing other peoples websites. Regardless of how dumb they may be or how tempted you are to show your l33t-ness
So the Daily Chilli was pwnd at sometime before Sun Feb 14.

This was taken from my Mum’s PC on her brand new Zen theme. Don’t laugh. This was about 12:30am

Screenshot from my N900. Timestamp is about 1:30am

By this time I was on my Laptop, and was trying to see if they got their site backup, and was greeted with this. If you notice, the only thing I’d be able to click is “Next” so I did.
I can’t imagine what the administrators must be thinking, doing this so publicly on a public website. The only thing I could deduce was that the sysadmins sucked. Which could only mean one thing. There will be a phpMyAdmin somewhere. So I looked for in the standard locations and found

I’m not sure who Azmi is and why he got this treatment .

NST has since renamed the link, but you can still see it on google here

10. “Must have good sense of humor” – No I will not pull your finger
9. “Must be sensitive” – Jokes about me are off-limits.
8. “Has to be able to take care of me” – Must be rich
7. “Must be a good listener” – I talk a lot, you shouldn’t.
6. “Must be a good conversationist” – Must be a good listener.
5. “Must have nice bod” – Must be a jock
4. “Must be intelligent” – Must not be a jock
3. “Must not be a smart-ass” – Must be intelligent, but not more intelligent than me
2. “Must be understanding” – Must be a mind reader
1. “Don’t assume what I mean” – Must not be too good a mind reader

P.S. Ladies please don’t kill me (read: “please dont castrate me”)